Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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