somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Randomize
