Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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