I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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