matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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