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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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