stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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