my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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