I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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