it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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