Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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