There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
nutella sex= disaster
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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