Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It's Friday. Sex?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
