"it" just moved
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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