Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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