Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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