Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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