so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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