Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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