Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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