The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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