yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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