Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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