I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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