I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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