hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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