That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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