I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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