You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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