this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
