he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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