I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
