I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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