Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Every concussion has its silver lining
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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