areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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