I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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