I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
His hands were made for my vagina.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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