I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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