I need help removing her.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Mom said you looked used
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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