we have officially lost it.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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