no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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