return my video game
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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