Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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