Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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