No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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