if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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