I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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