Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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