ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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