he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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