I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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